As always, if you have a piece of Fan Fiction you'd like to have read aloud, send it to toplessrobot-at-gmail with subject line "Read My Fanfic."
This was sufficiently long that I divided it into two parts, but I don't think you'll feel...unsupplied by either.
The Fanfic: "The Grand Finale" by King Splooge.
The Participants: Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles, Tails, Shadow, Amy and Dr. Robotnik.
Described Herein (Part 1 Only): Sexual machinery, masturbation, near pants-soiling, marijuana, theft, face-shooting, profanity, blood-coughing, beatdowns, limb-from-limb rending, exploding guts, homophobic slurs...(cont.)
...male-on-male rape, face punching, anal intercourse, graphic descriptions of animal penises, oral sex, flesh-ripping, vomiting, eye-gouging, skull-fucking, penis-inside-penis cramming.
The Reading (Note: edits have been made for time, but NOT for content):