I READ YOUR FANFIC! The RankinBass Christmas Slash

By Luke Y. Thompson in TV
Wednesday, December 25, 2013 at 6:00 am

Jon Pertwee, meet Colin Baker

This one isn't particularly gross like most others are...it's just really, really bad. Merry Christmas!

As always, if you have a piece of Fan Fiction you'd like to have read aloud, send it to toplessrobot-at-gmail with subject line "Read My Fanfic."

The Fanfic: "The RankinBass Christmas Slash" by CreamCheeseAlchemist.

The Participants: Snow Miser, Heat Miser, Hermey, Yukon Cornelius.

Described Herein: Homophobic slurs, implied gay sex, unlicensed dentistry, insults about testicles and crotches, incest that isn't really incest, lots of gratuitous singing.

The Reading:

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