Jon Pertwee, meet Colin Baker
This one isn't particularly gross like most others are...it's just really, really bad. Merry Christmas!
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The Fanfic: "The RankinBass Christmas Slash" by CreamCheeseAlchemist.
The Participants: Snow Miser, Heat Miser, Hermey, Yukon Cornelius.
Described Herein: Homophobic slurs, implied gay sex, unlicensed dentistry, insults about testicles and crotches, incest that isn't really incest, lots of gratuitous singing.