Some of the best reader submissions from the Weekend Open Thread.
It’s a Patrick Swayze Christmas! (SlyDante777)
-Lego Blues Brothers car chase (rkwsuperstar).
-Joe Dante needs your help to make his Anton Yelchin zombie love story (SlyDante777)
Also: get your ass in the game!
And: Captain Picard’s Christmas song!
–Dredd with puppets (rkwsuperstar).
–Sex toys from Dollar Store items give cheap thrills (Timely-Tardis-Lego)
-They’ve barely started a cinematic universe, and already DC is looking to cheap out (SlyDante777).
And: a Tumblr dedicated to making every Bob’s Burgers creation for real.
And: Home Alone with puppies.
And: where do game characters go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly.
–Theremin and back again (RegularStormy)
And: Super Metroid hand-drawn animation!
And: a Banner figure from Hot Toys.
–Christmas dinner in a can…or scooped out of THE can? (SlyDante777)
And: soap shaped like Nintendo cartridges. Just don’t drop it.
–Mind control to major toy…take your headgear and then place it on a boy (rkwsuperstar).
–Star Trek 3 may have slightly less 9/11 conspiracy subtext now (SpeedRacer20).
-For those of you with “yellow fever”: Marge Simpson on Project Runway (James.k.Polk).
And: When NASA met Cthulhu.
-If you’ve seen Pinocchio, you should already know how well crickets can sing (Dr.Gonzo82).
And: Ten year-old Bruce Wayne is coming to TV.
-Muppets vs. Gordon Ramsay (James.k.Polk).
…and the Miz.
–Rob Bricken, voice actor (Timely-Tardis-Lego).
–Facehugger bong, probably forgets to lay a chestburster if you’re lucky (RegularStormy).
–Racism in Alabama? That’s unpossible (SlyDante777)
-Will the Game of Thrones video game take forever to download, and show you wieners in the meantime? (Dr.Gonzo82)
And: Tales From the Borderlands
-The Penis Analyzer (Timely-Tardis-Lego)
[THE FANTASY GOOD BOY
Luke Y. Thompson’s Penis
Ability : 22%]
-The music of GTA V concert (RegularStormy).
-Choo Choo Power Rangers! (SlyDante777)