Shocker: Posters for Seth MacFarlane's New Western Make Dumb, Obvious Sex Jokes

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies, TV
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 at 1:00 pm

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Well, it's a western, so he can't really fill it with '80s pop-cultural references, and what's left in his repertoire after that?

Oh yeah. Jokes about sluts, dicks and virgins. It's like he's pitching this movie at a real-life Peter Griffin.



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"You tink daaat's bad? Remembah da way Shaaaron Stone looked in The Quick and the Dead?"

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"Virgin! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa!"

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"Well, he certainly looks heterosexual."

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"We saw your boobs. We saw your boobs."

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"See, you think it refers to the rope, but they actually mean his penis."

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"Boy, he really wants to ensure he never gets near an Oscar ceremony again."

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