The Long Weekend Hangover: Attack on Titan Porn, Chogokin Hello Kitty, Dinos at a Gun Show

Tuesday, January 21, 2014 at 8:00 am

-1920s Sonic the Hedgehog.

-Robert Downey Jr. sings like (and with) Sting.

-How to make an Oscar-winning logline.

-Cthulhu is infiltrating our videogames with human-cephalopod relationship propaganda.

-Chogokin Hello Kitty! I posted images a while back, but here's the actual commercial and, ahem, origin story, such as it is.

-Images from the Japanese Attack on Titan porn.

-When the Saw reboot happens, they can use this. Likewise, a Leatherface reboot can use this.

-Scale model of the universe, sort of.

-Be a fish with beefy arms and many hats.

-Gillian Anderson, writer, has to be at least as good as that guy who wrote TekWar, right?

-More non-canonical Oz nonsense.

-Some custom Lego minifigs for sale: Walter White, Rick Grimes, Daenerys Targaryen, Ron Burgundy, Freddy Krueger.

-The worst corporate Martin Luther King Tweets.

-Is The Room the world's most expensive Polish joke?

-The Smith & Wesson Backpack Cannon, unveiled at that same show with the dinosaur, presumably to kill it.

-Transformers toys will be simplifying; kids who like this will presumably yell out, "Go, Bots!"

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