The Weekend Hangover: Glowing Giant Boobs, Ejaculating Bread, Gremlins Eat Snickers

Monday, January 13, 2014 at 8:00 am


RIP Greg Martin.

Your weekly highlight reel of newsbites, bits and blobs from the Weekend Open Thread.

This week's tipsters included: Anyone00, SlyDante777, rkwsuperstar, Timely-Tardis-Lego, Gallen_Dugall, troi, James.k.Polk, OneMinuteGalactica, skrag2112, donnaryoko.

-Synth-voice cover of "Space Oddity"

-Every "fuck" The Wolf of Wall Street gives.

-Coonrippy 2014! Because the best reason to run for offices is a pet raccoon.

-A dildo in space! (No, not George Clooney. Don't be mean.)

-How to open a can without a can opener, if you're a tough Russian. Or Popeye the Sailor Man.

-"Timms Valley" - weird stop-motion sitcom that's a literal Valley of the dolls.

-"Boobie, boobie, boobie...light my way."

-Hubble space photos for the blind.

-If you weren't disappointed in Hasbro's Kre-O before, you will be when you see what Orion Pax made with Lego...

-A cake that was the ultimate party pooper.

-Make your own Battle Cat.

-Rape. It's the worst thing since sentient sliced bread.

-I'm gonna hug you in the face, you'll die without a trace, Amanda...

-When they reboot Gremlins, I hope the creatures look better than this.

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