Your weekly highlight reel of newsbites, bits and blobs from the Weekend Open Thread.
This week's tipsters included: Anyone00, SlyDante777, rkwsuperstar, Timely-Tardis-Lego, Gallen_Dugall, troi, James.k.Polk, OneMinuteGalactica, skrag2112, donnaryoko.
-Synth-voice cover of "Space Oddity"
-Every "fuck" The Wolf of Wall Street gives.
-Coonrippy 2014! Because the best reason to run for offices is a pet raccoon.
-A dildo in space! (No, not George Clooney. Don't be mean.)
-How to open a can without a can opener, if you're a tough Russian. Or Popeye the Sailor Man.
-"Timms Valley" - weird stop-motion sitcom that's a literal Valley of the dolls.
-"Boobie, boobie, boobie...light my way."
-Hubble space photos for the blind.
-If you weren't disappointed in Hasbro's Kre-O before, you will be when you see what Orion Pax made with Lego...
-A cake that was the ultimate party pooper.
-Make your own Battle Cat.
-Rape. It's the worst thing since sentient sliced bread.
-I'm gonna hug you in the face, you'll die without a trace, Amanda...
-When they reboot Gremlins, I hope the creatures look better than this.