Geek Apparel of the Week: Batman Bathing Suit With Cape
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Guys, admit it: you’d kill to have a woman wear this for you.
Ladies, admit it: you’ve always wanted a Bat-cape that can be fashionable too.
See? Total win-win, and due to popular demand, it will even be made in Large/Tall and XL sizes. It’s too bad the mask isn’t included in the $110 asking price, but they can be had cheaply. I just don’t know how she expects to get into the pool with those shoes on.
Also, the cape is detachable, for those lame-os among you who value the ability to swim and not drown over the immense cool points bringing a cape to the beach will grant you. Look, do you want to be practical, capeless, beer-bellied Mr. Incredible, or awesome Batman? Four words: shark-repellent muthaphukkin’ Batspray.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist