If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!"
Somebody just dared Rob to do this on one of the old FFF threads. I took up the challenge.
Title: "Lunaticus" by savidana
Logline: Harry Potter rapes his father's corpse, then Sirius Black does too.
Acts Involved: Necrophilia, incest, anal sex, oral, arguable beastiality, decomposition, gross bugs, corpse-fucking, implied prison rape.
Participants: Harry Potter, Sirius Black, James Potter, various creepy-crawlies.
The live reading: