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The Weekend Hangover: Electric Condoms, RoboHorse, Heroes Nobody Wants, More



Some show you stopped caring about is coming back as a miniseries. With the help of Kyle LeClair, here are some of the other weekend stories and discoveries you might have missed.

Tipsters include: Anyone00, troi, skrag2112, rkwsuperstar, SlyDante777, Gallen_Dugall, Timely-Tardis-Lego, jaganar, FakeAssName, Dr.Gonzo82

-You don’t get a black Doctor, but you do get another black Doctor companion.

-The 30-foot Coruscant Tapestry tells the whole story of Star Wars. Creator will presumably re-stitch in 20 years, claiming it was the plan all along, but there just wasn’t the money for it at the time.

-Today is the Monday, but for the Hulk Hogan it is the go back to WWE go fuck yourself day.

-The oldest known real-life Batmobile predates Adam West and is ready to roll.

-When Robert Rodriguez does this, it’s annoying. When a videogame developer does it…?

-Stage dry-run footage for Chris Farley’s “Matt Foley” character has presumably been hidden all this time IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

-Come…with me. To…the sea….THE SEA OF MAN-BUTT.

-Robots inspired by termites? Nothing can possibly go wrong there.

-During Black History Month, a Florida town gives Citizen of the Year award to Vanilla Ice.

-Wil Wheaton was Chris Hardwick’s college roommate, but the straight-edge thing doesn’t seem to have rubbed off on him.

-A free-to-play musical first-person shooter. I don’t get it, but maybe you will.

-How badly do you want a lightsaber in Disney Infinity? Badly enough to by every toy released so far? (Rhetorical question; the answer is obvious)

-The wrestling ring entrance that involves a robo-dinosaur, and we don’t mean Hulk Hogan.

-Braille printer made from Lego.

-Lego Batman closes your school the way you need right now.

-An American Tail: Fievel Sucks Dick?

Treachery in Beatdown City is a good game title, at least.

-IDW reprints some very strange retro love stories. I Dunno Why.

-Kaiju Fashion Models. Ron Perlman needs to harvest their organs.

Jada Pinkett-Smith to play a villain named “Fish” in TV’s Gotham, which explains the Penguin’s diet.

-One is an annoying, repetitive cartoon character. The other is Scooby-Doo.

-“A national clown shortage is on the horizon.” Why so serious?

-New Guardians of the Galaxy poster. You’re welcome.

-Robo-pooch, giant zombie conjoined twins in sailor suit, gushers of blood…I do believe I’m in.

-“This is ground control to Major Dad, you’re making us look baaaa-ad”

-Kids do the Oscar movies, thankfully avoiding the phone sex stuff from Her.

-Comne along, Pond…to ABC.

-If you thought you could never masturbate to Tetris, think again.

-Trying to correct Conan O’Brien? It’s a trap.

-Contraception can be shocking, even to the non-religious.

-Speaking of condoms, they may be mandated in porn now, but they are disappearing.

-Yes, compulsive texters SHOULD be put in the cone of shame.

-Original Zelda, Oculus Rift style.

-The RoboCop remake we should have gotten.

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