The Weekend Hangover: Electric Condoms, RoboHorse, Heroes Nobody Wants, More

By Luke Y. Thompson in Cartoons, Music, TV, Tech, Toys, Video Games
Monday, February 24, 2014 at 10:00 am

-Treachery in Beatdown City is a good game title, at least.

-IDW reprints some very strange retro love stories. I Dunno Why.

-Kaiju Fashion Models. Ron Perlman needs to harvest their organs.

-Jada Pinkett-Smith to play a villain named "Fish" in TV's Gotham, which explains the Penguin's diet.

-One is an annoying, repetitive cartoon character. The other is Scooby-Doo.

-"A national clown shortage is on the horizon." Why so serious?

-New Guardians of the Galaxy poster. You're welcome.

-Robo-pooch, giant zombie conjoined twins in sailor suit, gushers of blood...I do believe I'm in.

-"This is ground control to Major Dad, you're making us look baaaa-ad"

-Kids do the Oscar movies, thankfully avoiding the phone sex stuff from Her.

-Comne along, ABC.

-If you thought you could never masturbate to Tetris, think again.

-Trying to correct Conan O'Brien? It's a trap.

-Contraception can be shocking, even to the non-religious.

-Speaking of condoms, they may be mandated in porn now, but they are disappearing.

-Yes, compulsive texters SHOULD be put in the cone of shame.

-Original Zelda, Oculus Rift style.

-The RoboCop remake we should have gotten.

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