5 Things That Make South Park: The Stick of Truth Awesome (and 2 That Make It Lame)

By Kyle LeClair in Daily Lists, Gaming, TV
Monday, March 10, 2014 at 6:00 am

Notable Moments In The Stick of Truth...

- The Return of Princess Kenny (complete with unicorns this time).


- Nazi Zombie Cows.


- The Ability to Summon a Gay Man who can Cram One of Said Nazi Zombie Cows up His Ass, Causing the Others to Run Away.


- Having to Cram Yourself up Said Gay Man's Ass and Journey Through it Later on (and Yes, the "Lemmiwinks" Theme Plays in the Background).


- Midget in a Bikini, Always Welcome.


- The Goth Kids' Challenge of Having to Take Picture of You With a "Fuck the Conformists" Sign at a PTA Meeting...Which in True South Park Fashion, None of the Adults Notices or Cares About.


- Getting Shrunk by the Underpants Gnomes and Having to Battle Them to Return to Normal Size...and Said Battle Takes Place Underneath Your Parents. While They're Having Sex.


- Playing a Makeover Mini-Game and Having to Crossdress as Part of a Mission to Get the Girls to Help You Out.


- Fighting the Giant Aborted Nazi Zombie Fetus of Khloe Kardashian.


- All of Your Journeys Into Canada...Actually, I'm Not Even Gonna Remotely Spoil This One. You Have to See It for Yourself.


Previously by Kyle LeClair:

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