Arnold Schwarzenegger Has a Crush on Everything

By Luke Y. Thompson in Nerdery
Thursday, March 13, 2014 at 10:00 am


No, he hasn't gone soft. He has acquired his own tank, and wants you to run over things with it. Giant easter eggs, weight benches, movies that dare to try and jerk tears from his bone-dry eye-ducts, enemies with lamenting women...Well, maybe not the last one. But you can win the chance to ride shotgun - possibly wielding an actual shotgun - with him by donating $10 to the After-School All-Stars program.

Pro tip: make sure you crush what you're aiming at the first time, or He'll Be up so you can try again. More charity videos should feature cakes smashed by tanks, and answer the ultimate question...

Will it crush?

h/t Gallen_Dugall

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