Cam Gigandet’s Penis Becomes a Person in Bad Johnson Trailer
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“Hi! I’m your dick.”
I feel like Bad Milo is to blame for this movie. Because the antidote for an ass demon is clearly a penis that becomes a human being.
A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form. Pitted against his alter ego, he must find a way to get his penis back while learning how to be a better man in the process.
I wonder how Rich Johnston of Bleeding Cool feels about the protagonist of this movie being named Rich Johnson. I know how I feel while watching the trailer…confused. Very, very confused. Not just that this exists, but that it was posted at io9 by someone not named Rob. Proceed if you wish to submit to the madness…
via io9
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist