Just...just quit trying to be serious. All most of us remember from the previous attempts are "Nash out!" and "For me, it was Tuesday." What does that say about things that do and don't work?
"When good men do nothing, that is evil enough."
No. Don't you dare quote me Suicidal Dhalsim. Unless that becomes the actual name of your Street Fighter series, in which case I will marathon-watch that sumbitch.