This story may or may not be true...but I'd much rather believe these were found in abandoned house than the alternative - that the photographer somehow made them himself.
Yub-nub, fap-fap. Looks like somebody got all Wicket.
Yub their nubs?
Just because there is dried semen all over it doesn't make it a "sex costume". There's cum all over most of my stuff.
there are not very good
These don't look wearable, for one they're kind of small and they seem partially stuffed. They say there were holes in the crotches, but then only show one of them in example. More likely they were someone's creepy unfinished homemade stuffed animals and these photos were cherry-picked to tell a particular story.
Well. That's enough internet for today.
Getting jiggy Wicket.
Insert Sticky Wicket joke here.
They found Abraxas's safehouse.
They need to film a scene of someone in that thing being boned by someone in the E.T. porno costume...
Half of you nerds will leave the internet in sheer terror.
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
Well I didn't really want to abandon them but every time I went to a dry cleaners and asked if they could get semen stains out of an ewok they reached for the phone to call 911. What else was I supposed to do?
GAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can't unsee it...
The buck teeth are really disturbing.
Would finding these in a house effect your appraisal of it?
@boydappraisal on so many levels
@Gallen_Dugall They have eye-holes. Cut out of the eyepieces.
At the original reddit post the guy who found them said they're full size (human, not Ewok). Though again, who knows if true - but true is almost less disturbing than other possibilities.
@Quasimofo ...I notice you didn't say "ewok costume"...
Were...were these things alive at one point? Did...did you skin them before...or after? o_O
@troi no not really I have seen a lot worse in houses
@LYT I just assume that if in this day and age someone is going to go through this much trouble then they'd have made youtube videos and made some money off of it.
@SlyDante777 @Quasimofo During.
I mean I don't know what you're talking about.
@skrag2112 @LYT have you been naughty? Do you need to be punished?
@Gallen_Dugall @LYT I miss how Rob would punish us with these.
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