The Monster on Tomorrow's Episode of Grimm Is Called an As(s)wang

By Luke Y. Thompson in TV
Thursday, March 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm

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I know, the Aswang is a demon from Filipino folklore that's somewhere between vampire and werewolf. But its name is "ass wang."

I don't have a joke. Do I need one here? Who's afraid of an ass wang? Want to see a good ass-wang penetration? Because there's video of an ass wang probing. Will the ass wang drain your fluids?

I checked with a Filipino friend - the "a" sound is generally pronounced "ah," though the "s" and everything else are pronounced as you;d expect. So if you say it properly, you sound like an English person saying "arse wang." Which is even better.

h/t Edwin Santos

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