The Weekend Hangover: Spider-Man Mail, Fake Penis Pants, Moisture Vaporators, More

Monday, March 24, 2014 at 10:00 am

My own weekend involved molluscs and crustaceans for breakfast, courtesy of an extraordinarily generous friend...

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Meanwhile, other nerdily newsworthy things were happening, and with the compilation help of Kyle LeClair, here are some highlights of what you may have missed in the weekend open thread. Tipsters this week include GreggoryBasore, SlyDante777, skrag2112, Anyone00, troi, rkwsuperstar, Citrus King, andre morello, Gallen_Dugall, franciebrady27, James.k.Polk



-The wait for the new Pee-wee Herman movie is like unraveling a sweater that someone keeps on knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and knitting, a-and KNITTING!

-Forget your name on a single grain of rice - micro-sushi is a better use of it.

-Our own skrag2112, a.k.a. John Hanna, gets a comic published in an honest-to-god newspaper (apparently they still exist). Click HERE and virtually flip to page 11. On the downside, now we all know his real name.

-When it comes to games about ancient Mexico, Aztez lookz az good as it gez.

-Young Bruce Wayne actor looks overjoyed that they cast Selina Kyle old enough to bring on his puberty early.

-One week after The Walking Dead features two little girls murdered, a family friendly version is announced. Presumably, will add expository lines about how the zombies have entered the abandoned warehouse district and are attacking mannequins who just happen to look lifelike.

-"Oh sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!"

-Cute talking pet videos are a little different when the pet in question is an eight-legged arachnid shedding skin.

molt. from Bipolar Spider on Vimeo.

-I detect sarcasm.

-What did Tarzan say when he saw a guy putting bricks and mortar together? "Him-a-laya!"

-Bonerpants! Thai one on - a fake schlong, that is.

-New season of The Boondocks is the last, and Aaron McGuder is not involved any more because, literally, Christ knows why.

-G.I. Joe-themed Community episode looks to give the classics more respect than Hasbro has lately. In related news, this is the only way you'll ever see me mention the NCAA...

-Star Wars moisture vaporators are closer to reality, but will they speak Bocce?

-Spider-Fail, Spider-Fail. Films may suck, but you'll get your mail.



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