Dammit, David Hasselhoff Changed his Mind About Selling Scary, 13-Foot Replica of Himself
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Curses! My plans to own the beauty above have been foiled again!
Following a ton of free publicity that anybody auctioning off a giant screaming self-replica would get, the Hoff has withdrawn the item above from auction.
Whether this was out of shame, jealousy, desire to jack the price even higher or fear of what a voodoo doctor or Abraxas might do to his effigy…we’ll never know.
All I know is I’m gonna have to build my own instead.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist