Geek Apparel of the Week: Nicolas Cage Cage-Fighting Shorts
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Cage-fighting, or MMA as you call it when there are rules involved, isn’t the nerdiest thing in the world, and that lousy movie where Uncle Owen fought his brother Bane didn’t help matters. But wearing Nicolas Cage’s face all over your crotch and buttocks? That, my friends, is all us.
Now, courtesy of Raven Fightwear’s “Cage, Cage Shorts,” you can not only rock that style, but actually compete in it, giving you the added bonus of being able to mesmerize your opponent with your crotch. However, to do this apparel true justice, you must only ever fight grade-A opponents, because as the man himself would tell you, NO, NOT THE B’S!! NOT THE B’S!!!! bLARRGHHLLARGHHLLAGGHHH!!!
h/t SlyDante777
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist