It's a world of remakes, a world of crap
And a Disney company full of pap
There's so much to remake
But it's all a mistake
With your lunch hurled after all!
The director for this is Turtletaub
Who has made a deal with Beelzebub
He's done films with Nic Cage
But none that so enrage
Or make me fall curled in a ball!