Action figure customizer Kody Koala would appear to share Mario's crush on a certain princess...but instead of risking life, limb and wild mushroom poisoning, he simply customized a scantily clad rendition of her royal highness in a 'shroom-themed "Wrecking Ball" setting.
But you can "party in the USA" with her in the privacy of your own home if you win it. I'm not judging. Heavily drinking, yes. Despairing, maybe. But not judging. All you have to do is go to his post on Facebook for free entry instructions.
I guess in the movieverse, this makes Billy Ray the Fungus. That seems accurate.