I wonder if this is what happens when the right lonely female amphibian kisses Chris Hemsworth. The coolest thing about being this frog is that he DOES have wings (albeit on his helmet), and thus possibly does not bump his ass when he lands
Based on a comedic Walt Simonson story in which Thor is cursed to be a frog for a while, then ultimately succeeded in the role by an amphibian named Throg, this statue ought to please those who don't want to choose between frogs and princes, but would rather have a mashup. What you do with that mashup is your business. Shutup - I said YOUR BUSINESS. I am not listening to you. Lalalalalala.