Game Over, Man! The Real Aliens Pulse Rifle Is Here
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The combination machine gun/shotgun that nonetheless failed to save most of Corporal Hicks’ crew from being eaten and acid-splashed, has been built in real life, and legally! But alas, you can’t have one.
Due to the personal time and effort it would require to produce them, even in small quantities, it would not be a good investment of resources. We have other new products to design, manufacture and sell and this project would just delay them.
Dammit, don’t they know that the only way to stop a bad alien with a pulse rifle is a good human with a pulse rifle? Or is it, “Guns don’t kill aliens, Sigourney Weaver kills aliens”? I guess if you let her borrow your one and only copy, we’re good.
Regardless, we can at least enjoy a video of the thing in action.
h/t Dr.Gonzo82
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist