Weekend Hangover: 17 Non-Star Wars Stories You May Have Missed

Monday, May 5, 2014 at 6:00 am


With May the 4th yesterday, the weekend was buzzing with Star Wars-related goodness - so much so that you may have missed a few things less Force-fully presented.

As always, we're here to rectify that. With the assistance of compiler Kyle LeClair, here are some of the stories you may have missed over the weekend. Tipsters include: Gallen_Dugall, SlyDante777, troi, Rx79immigrant84, jaganar, rkwsuperstar

17. I Came, I Chainsaw, I Conquered (Not in That Order).

You could actually spend your money, or you could put it towards a 2D horror fighting game.

16. Shine Tingling.


Nothing screams "I'M SANE AS FUCK!" like a ski mask with the same pattern as the carpet in The Shining.

15. Part Robo. Part Artist. All Roboartist.

And its first sample is Heath Ledger in Joker makeup. Not sure what that says for the sanity of machines.

14. Milky, Milky, Joy, Joy.

John Kricfalusi animates a milkshake machine, presumably because powdered toast machines STILL have yet to be invented.

13. Spray It, Don't Say It.

Your degrees in nuclear engineering are insignificant compared to the water-power of these fully armed and operational Super Soakers.

12. News to Crush Your Head.

The Kids in the Hall are doing a mini-tour. That only means one thing for my emotions...

Happiness Pie!

11. Chicken Cock Cherry Bounce Whiskey.


Drink carefully, because if you choke on it nobody will ever take your obituary seriously.

10. The King of Pong: A Fistful of Bottles.

Recycle a Coke bottle, play a game of Pong in return.

Never use a Coke bottle, keep your teeth longer.

Which one's the better deal? Hmmmmm...I'm still thinking...

9. Urban Warfare.

Karl Urban's optimistic about a Dredd sequel.

But apparently he never talked to his producer - and Hot Topic's #1 customer.

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