I READ YOUR FANFIC: JULIA'S REVENGE! "Mattel High"

By Luke Y. Thompson in Nerdery, Toys
Friday, May 16, 2014 at 8:00 am

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If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!"

In retaliation for last week's Winnie-the-Pooh fanfic, Julia tries to get revenge on Luke and Greg by finding a Barbie fanfic that's completely PG and relentlessly boring. But things don't go quite as planned, and the sabotages kick in around the 6-minute mark...

Title: "Mattel High" by keelykelly

Logline: An insanely large number of different characters, including fairies, giants and normal people, go to Mattel High. None of them is Barbie, but Julia doesn't know that yet.

Acts Involved: Fisting, felching, cramming...nah, just kidding. It's PG. I just wrote those for search-engine optimization.

Participants: There's like 20 of them, and they're all made-up.

The Live Reading...



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