Jango Fett, Now With Ejaculating Pistols

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies, Toys
Friday, May 2, 2014 at 3:30 pm

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Sideshow likes to go the extra miles with their Star Wars figures, providing as many scene-specific accessories as possible so you'll only ever need one version of the character to do all his/her looks...at least until the next, more detailed Sideshow version comes along.

But I'm not sure what they were thinking with these "blaster" effects that Jango Fett cums, er, comes with. Looks like his rocket pack isn't the only thing with some thrust and missile-firing action. Living on Kamino, I guess he had to learn how to be a seaman and all, what with the aerial sperm whales flying around, but I haven't seen a Star Wars character fire off a load this prematurely since Special Edition Greedo.

I'll just trail off now...

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