6-9-14 Weekend Hangover: 17 Stories You Might Have Missed

Monday, June 9, 2014 at 6:00 am

10. Add Ock Committee.

Dr. Octopus arms are now a very real possibility. So you can either attempt to kill Spider-Man, or use them to hold open the porn magazine while you masturbate with your real hands. No prizes for guessing which is most likely.

11. Player-Hater.

A guy turns his apartment into a retro video arcade, and is shocked to find his girlfriend leaves him. I know how he must feel - I myself am shocked to hear that an obsessive gamer is tone-deaf to the needs of his significant other.

12. The Very Model of a Modern JLA General.


DC Collectibles break down the articulation they put into most of their current figures. Who said Batman was inflexible?

13. The Empire Strikes Bat.

Mark Hamill reimagines a classic Luke Skywalker bit with the Joker replacing Darth Vader. The prequels certainly would have been better with Jack Napier.

14. Enter Dot Matrix.

She may look like a smaller version of the Spaceballs droid, but considering she's Japanese, I expect a different use for her fully articulated hands will soon be put into practice.

15. "When I Said I Liked Golden Showers, I Didn't Mean..."

There's gold in them thar Montana faucets!

16. A Spicy Tuna Roll in the Hay?


if your date smells like fish, it could indicate poor hygiene. Or, in one Japanese video game, that they used to be pieces of sushi but are now handsome humans somehow.

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