Why am I using the news that Nickelodeon's horror show for kids is finally available on DVD to take a potshot at Ryan Gosling?
Because I am a petty, jealous man. There's really no other reason.
The first season of the show is available via Amazon's manufacture-on-demand service. If you order the episodes, they'll press 'em.
Gosling (and his slightly less handsome nose) don't appear till season five.