I take pictures. Lots of them.
We've covered the show in words, talking substantively about what was announced and revealed. But none of that gives you a real sense of what it's like to actually be there.
I hope this will.
Stand in the place where you work, now face front.
With those booth babes on the hood of the car, it's truly Tanks for the mammaries.
Soon to be adapted into an eight-part movie.
A photo-op is in somebody's destiny.
Size matters, but the thin strands of drool are what really make the monster.
The first of TWO elaborate booths for video games about farming.
Real life army guys challenge nerds to beat them at first-person shooters for charity, and there are almost no takers.
George Lucas always intended for there to be giant headphones in his movies, but he could never quite fit them in until now.
This is exactly how I feel trying to come up with funny captions for everything.
Creepy, inanimate objects with plastic, dead stares. And Skylanders.
The goddamn Batmobile. For a long, good Knight.
Just animate this and it'll be a better Spider-Man movie than the last two.
Hey, what do you say to War Machine when he can't get his metal pants off? "Make love not, War Machine."
Revisionist "Heroine" Maleficent joins Disney Infinity, and unlike the Lone Ranger avatars actually looks a bit like the actor who plays her. That looks like a hint of Mr. Toad in the future - here's hoping he gets a level that actually ends up in Hell, like the ride.
Oh, wait, no need for Hell, because this is a big hint that Small World is also coming, and it's the closest thing to eternal torment anyone can imagine.
Jesus loves gamers, because they understand dying and coming back like nobody else.
Ub3r Pwnage. That Jesus sure speaks my language.
That sure is a big inflatable something-or-other.
This dude would seem to be overcompensating in EVERY POSSIBLE way.
Pop Culture Shock Collectibles presents Dhalsim. It's a bit of a stretch to think I can afford it.
I know Pico and Figueroa, and you, sir, are not it.
Sonic action figure prototypes. Team this toy up with Ponda Baba and you can be the Eggman AND the Walrus.