TR at E3: The Show in Photos

By Luke Y. Thompson in Video Games
Monday, June 16, 2014 at 10:00 am

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I take pictures. Lots of them.

We've covered the show in words, talking substantively about what was announced and revealed. But none of that gives you a real sense of what it's like to actually be there.

I hope this will.



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Stand in the place where you work, now face front.

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With those booth babes on the hood of the car, it's truly Tanks for the mammaries.

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Soon to be adapted into an eight-part movie.

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A photo-op is in somebody's destiny.

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Size matters, but the thin strands of drool are what really make the monster.

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The first of TWO elaborate booths for video games about farming.

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Real life army guys challenge nerds to beat them at first-person shooters for charity, and there are almost no takers.

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Tank yankers.

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George Lucas always intended for there to be giant headphones in his movies, but he could never quite fit them in until now.

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This is exactly how I feel trying to come up with funny captions for everything.

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Creepy, inanimate objects with plastic, dead stares. And Skylanders.

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The goddamn Batmobile. For a long, good Knight.

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Just animate this and it'll be a better Spider-Man movie than the last two.

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Hey, what do you say to War Machine when he can't get his metal pants off? "Make love not, War Machine."

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Revisionist "Heroine" Maleficent joins Disney Infinity, and unlike the Lone Ranger avatars actually looks a bit like the actor who plays her. That looks like a hint of Mr. Toad in the future - here's hoping he gets a level that actually ends up in Hell, like the ride.

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Oh, wait, no need for Hell, because this is a big hint that Small World is also coming, and it's the closest thing to eternal torment anyone can imagine.

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Jesus loves gamers, because they understand dying and coming back like nobody else.

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Ub3r Pwnage. That Jesus sure speaks my language.

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That sure is a big inflatable something-or-other.

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This dude would seem to be overcompensating in EVERY POSSIBLE way.

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Pop Culture Shock Collectibles presents Dhalsim. It's a bit of a stretch to think I can afford it.

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I know Pico and Figueroa, and you, sir, are not it.

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Sonic action figure prototypes. Team this toy up with Ponda Baba and you can be the Eggman AND the Walrus.

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