"How do you know that?"
"Because I bought it in Japan."
"X-Men Origins: Shredderine"?
"Garbage Pail Shredder"?
Looks like shit.
Well, that certainly looks like something that shreds. Thee only way it could be more so is if they put him on a snowboard.
Seriously, what the hell was wrong with "less is more?"
I expected nothing less.
Not enough knives.
It's like Wolverine made sweet sweet love to a cheese grater.
ya know , i actually was gonna support BAY-whateverthehellthisis for 2 things ,
2. THE SHREDDER TOY , that you leaked months ago (cus it actualy gave me hope for this dreck)
well this can only end like AKIRA USA or DEATHNOTE USA (pissing everyone but a child off and endinig in a bigger explosion than the dinkleberg) i cant wait to see what all the parental groups say about this when the figure comes out.
@SumEllisOck @EvilMonkeyPope @y2jbrak
the second pic is for us all who remember the HENSON movies....
sidenote i want to see who the design team is for this , so i can avoid anything they are related to in the future. cus you know anyone who sees this on the resume will laugh them out of town...
NAW FREDDY KRUEGER ONLY GOT 4 CLAWS-Black Dude, Transformers (2007)With the loose association to Bay, that felt stunningly appropriate.
GINSU SHREDDER !!!!!!
"Wolverine has three claws? Yeah, well I'm gonna have FOUR CLAWS!"
... I take back EVERY FUCKING GOOD thing I actually said about what I've seen so far. Bay's gonna put Fitchner in THAT?!?!?!
Also, is this some kind of robot?
I take it none of yall have kids that watch cartoon network or nick cause I've seen this image in the tv spot for almost three weeks.
Again, I have no idea why I'm reacting this way to Shredder's new movie design... but I'm still okay with it.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Secret of the Ooze is my favorite TMNT movie, and that Super Shredder was my favorite villain of the series despite limited screen time and, well, everything else about him. It's all just so ridiculous and entirely over the top, but I really like this design.
The glowing eyes also makes me think that rumor about Shredder (the thing we see above, not the "Eric Sachs" character) being Krang might be true. That thing seriously screams "utrom mech" to me, though that might just be because of The Wolverine.
Looks like a Pharaoh head dress more than Samurai armor.
Guys, where is his shredding cape?
Damn. That is so disgusting.
But seriously. Ugh.
Yesterday Transformers 3 was on TV here, and the ad to it said, and I quote:
"This is not an action movie. This is a RE-action movie..."I have no idea what that means, but it's the Michael Bay-est thing I've ever heard.
And so is this armor
Well, that's ass.
So what vehicle does he turn into?
It's not a good sign when four walking talking human-sized turtles who learned martial arts from a mutant rat who learned them from his karate master owner is more believable than the costume your villain chooses to wear.
I'm torn when it comes to Bay movies based on 1980s franchises: on one hand they are generally not good, on the other hand the hate of these movies it hugely entertaining even more so if I can understand the context.
I'm there opening day. Why? Because of a distinct lack of Ninja Rap. That alone puts it on my list of "still watching."
@jaganar @SumEllisOck @EvilMonkeyPope @y2jbrak
They turned Splinter into a Possum?
@mrsir The toy has robot-armor legs.
@mrsir Ah, good to know. I'm about 7 episodes behind right now, but will hopefully catch up in the next day or two.
dont u ever say a bad word about WWF SHREDDER or secret,,,, we all know that soemething that big could not die ....why they couldnt keep him coming back for one more round is beyond me, but them using the time travel angle SEALED anyhope i had for tmnt 4 in a coffin =/
we were kids man , and it really didnt matter because seeing a ROIDRAGE saki made our jaws drop. it was effing awesome.
the less said about NOSEturtles and GUNDAMshredder the better .
@SumEllisOck He probably shredded it.
@FabioRezende I thought Godzilla was a reaction movie. Boom!
@FabioRezende mayhaps its a comparison to actual tmnt fans tossing food at the screen ??
ala ROCKY HORROR ???
i'm pretty certain that's PENIS
Something with testicles.
You act as if that is a detriment.
@NOT.DrAbraxas @Citrus_King you can tell because it's all pokey
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird somebody wants to stand under the enemy scrotum
@Citrus_King Yes. Because I'm not a hipster. I either like something or don't. I don't like things "ironically."
I'm a hipster. I wouldn't smell this turd whether it had an ironic rap song or not.
@christian.lindke @Citrus_King And I don't like Secret of the Ooze ironically. I think it's a legitimately entertaining movie, with that moment in particular being very funny and weirdly enjoyable.
@christian.lindke @Citrus_King but you ARE a hipster! liking things unironically? NEVER HEARD OF IT! :P
@Citrus_King @christian.lindke I will bet Vanilla Ice is 100% better and more memorable than whatever of-the-moment band is on the soundtrack of this one.
And I've paid to see him in concert.
@NOT.DrAbraxas @christian.lindke @Citrus_King I WAS a hipster until it became mainstream.
@LYT @Citrus_King @christian.lindke
"And I've paid to see him in concert."
:stares at monitor AGHAST:
@NOT.DrAbraxas @LYT @Citrus_King @christian.lindke
...are we supposed to hate Vanilla Ice now? Guys? Someone should have told me this.
I still have a few episodes of "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish" left to watch...
@poisonshadow @NOT.DrAbraxas @LYT @Citrus_King @christian.lindke HELL NO. Christian's entitled to like what he likes but TR will never be a V-Ice hate zone as long as I'm here.
@LYT @poisonshadow @NOT.DrAbraxas @Citrus_King @christian.lindke
Good to know, boss.
I knew I felt safe here.
@poisonshadow @LYT @NOT.DrAbraxas @Citrus_King @christian.lindke i am simply appalled. i need to re-watch the calv/hobs to get this VANILLA taste out of my mouth!!!!
@NOT.DrAbraxas @poisonshadow @LYT @Citrus_King @christian.lindke
@poisonshadow @NOT.DrAbraxas @LYT @Citrus_King @christian.lindke
They cut it at the end when he shows his back. It has My Grandmother bought me this (dumb) jacket. That was a very long time ago.
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