Forrest Gump has finally scored his own endless runner game, officially released in New Zealand for iPhone and iPad. What took so long? Were they fighting a war or something?
Would you find this at all compelling? More compelling than, say, making hamburgers as Peter Pepper or eating dots as Pac-Man for eternity?
In other news, a commenter on Kotaku has already made the "Jenny gets AIDS" joke, so thankfully you don't have to.
Thanks to Kyle L. for the tip.