The Horror: An Animated Calvin and Hobbes Fanfic Exists
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I briefly went insane and thought I might embed the video below, but then I thought better of it. It’ll probably only last as long as it takes Bill Watterson to hear about it.
Other people and sites I know have been tricking people into clicking, pretending it’s a heartwarming, emotional fan tribute that you have to see. But I think I know you. And if I tell all of you that there’s a video of a terrible, awful, unspeakable fake Calvin and Hobbes sex tape out there, well…I don’t think any tricks need to be played. You’ve been warned.
And technically Hobbes is imaginary so it’s not depicting any act that’s illegal. I guess. Horrible, yes, but not criminal. That said, I can’t even bring myself to link to it. You’ll find it quite quickly if you really want to.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist