Tentacle Sex Toys, for the Cthulhu Lover Deep, DEEP Inside You

By Luke Y. Thompson in Merchandise, Miscellaneous, Toys
Thursday, July 3, 2014 at 5:00 pm

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Soooo...Yeah. These.

Pick a color. Pick the amount of "firmness" you'd like. Stare in horror (or joy) at the way the company chooses to promote it with a fan-fictiony (and very NSFW) image of a foxlike furry with a boner getting his octopus on. As we celebrate freedom this weekend, glob bless the fact that we live in a country where even this is allowed...I guess.

Programming note: minimal posting tomorrow, but the Weekend Open Thread will go up earlier than usual.

Story h/t to The Mary Sue

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