Pick a color. Pick the amount of "firmness" you'd like. Stare in horror (or joy) at the way the company chooses to promote it with a fan-fictiony (and very NSFW) image of a foxlike furry with a boner getting his octopus on. As we celebrate freedom this weekend, glob bless the fact that we live in a country where even this is allowed...I guess.
Programming note: minimal posting tomorrow, but the Weekend Open Thread will go up earlier than usual.
Story h/t to The Mary Sue