Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Hello Kitty Face Wiener Cutter

By Luke Y. Thompson in Cartoons, Food & Drink
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 at 10:00 am


Face. Wiener. Cutter.

Not exactly the most commercial of product names in English, I'd say. But if you've ever wanted to carve a pussy out of your wiener, or you've ever had an unfulfilled dream to literally pork Hello Kitty, $4.25 is a steal.

Also, the accompanying plastic toothpicks look like penises.

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