If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!"
The real quest is my quest to get through the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read and maintain my composure. We're not there yet, but Greg and I give it our all in another "exciting" installment of this all-out assault on spelling, grammar and logic.
Again, if you're looking for rimjobs, fisting, oral, anal, skull-fucking or even the most basic sex, they're not in this one. Just the dumbest, most illiterate, gob-smackingly STOOPID mash-up of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, Scooby-Doo, Indiana Jones and Doctor Who you'll ever hear, as they battle the combined forces of Voldemort, Sauron, the Lich King, Mordred, Cate Blanchett, a man made of blood and a half-man half-bat.
There is still one more installment to go.