17 Stories You May Have Missed: Chicken Gimp Suit, Lego Mario, Weaponized Horse Crap, More

Monday, August 18, 2014 at 6:00 am

9. I Am Beaut.

Until Hasbro makes official Dancin' Baby Groots, one guy made his own, and can show you how.

10. It's a Trap!


What would you put in the "fanny pack for your rack"?

11. Slammin'.

It squishes air to start a fire? I'm sorry, you said "slam rod" and my mind went in a totally different direction.

12. III-Fold.

I'm not entirely sure that neutron bombs are a good idea if you want to start a colony later, Galactic Civilizations III.

13. Pop Goes the Weasel.

One of the inventors of pop-up ads apologizes. I say we fit him with a "blocker."

14. Crowning Glory.

Head transplants work, except you'll be paralyzed and die soon after.

15. A Robosexual Lifestyle.

If you can hang in there 11 more years, the government might pay for your sex robot.

16. Forward, Until Dawn.

Larry Fessenden is working on a game that looks a million times more expensive than any of his movies...but not necessarily that much better.

17. Flashy in the Pan.

Spirograph pancakes were almost certainly not the brainchild of a stone-cold sober person.

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