9. I Am Beaut.
Until Hasbro makes official Dancin' Baby Groots, one guy made his own, and can show you how.
10. It's a Trap!
What would you put in the "fanny pack for your rack"?
It squishes air to start a fire? I'm sorry, you said "slam rod" and my mind went in a totally different direction.
I'm not entirely sure that neutron bombs are a good idea if you want to start a colony later, Galactic Civilizations III.
13. Pop Goes the Weasel.
One of the inventors of pop-up ads apologizes. I say we fit him with a "blocker."
14. Crowning Glory.
Head transplants work, except you'll be paralyzed and die soon after.
15. A Robosexual Lifestyle.
If you can hang in there 11 more years, the government might pay for your sex robot.
16. Forward, Until Dawn.
Larry Fessenden is working on a game that looks a million times more expensive than any of his movies...but not necessarily that much better.
17. Flashy in the Pan.
Spirograph pancakes were almost certainly not the brainchild of a stone-cold sober person.