Mario World Theme, Now With Yoshi-Abuse Lyrics
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Pete Holmes gave us one realistic take on Mario and Yoshi’s relationship, indicating that an actual dinosaur would not be so friendly to the Italian plumber brothers.
Taking the alternate view, Fox ADHD suggests that Mario is the jerky one, and demonstrates this in song. Though considering the way they’ve drawn Mario, he looks like Family Guy‘s Stewie in disguise, and therefore it should be no surprise whatsoever that he’s an evil jerk.
And yeah, “Yoshi Abuse” can totally be a euphemism for…uh…you know.
via Kotaku
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