The Three-Boobed Hooker From Total Recall Is No Longer Pure Fiction
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| Jasmine Tridevil |
The only part that’s still fiction is the hooker part – the appropriately named Jasmine Tridevil, who had a third breast surgically created, has a different goal in mind that involves selling herself for money: reality TV.
In case you were wondering, the third areola is a tattoo. And Jasmine does not understand men at all.
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.
In the real world, I fully expect to hear of a guy who surgically added an extra hand just for her.
h/t Gallen_Dugall
[P.S. readers: I’m a bit sick today so posting may be somewhat more erratic than normal]
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist