Weekstarter: Rodin Action Figures, Fatal Gangbangs, Hitler Pageants, Vertigo and More

“Congratulations, Mr. and Mr. Abraxas…It’s an Eldritch!”

It’s a new week, and what better way to start than with fatal gangbangs, high-art action figures, fan edits and evil clowns? Compiled with the help of Kyle LeClair.

Tipsters this week include SlyDante777, franciebrady27, rkwsuperstar, somcisnout, Gallen_Dugall, DrAbraxas, Anyone00, troi, skrag2112, BrandoLars

1. Splashing Around in the Muck and the Myers.

Short synopsis is appreciated, but seriously, how can anyone watch Halloween 4-8 and say Rob Zombie’s are the only ones that suck?

2. It’s Gonna Be a Brite, Brite, Brite, Rebooty Day.

“Totally forgot to introduce myself…rrrRude!” Exactly how many decades did it take to make this Rainbow Brite reboot?

3. Animation v Memory: Dawn of Bootlegging.

Mocking that title structure will never get old. Since WB seems determined not to show their Batfleck vs. MurderSupes Comic-Con clip again, some guy recreated it in animation.

4. Hello, Hello…

…a movie slate called Vertigo! It’s something not-DC, you didn’t know, except you…give me hope and, all the FEELZ!

5. Type Cast.

A man with cerebral palsy has become an artist with a typewriter. Just don;t tell him somebody made this thing.

6. Episode V-by-III Seconds.

The Empire Strikes Back, remade in 15-second bits by various filmmakers with vastly differing techniques, including TR reader sonicsnout.

7. Let the Reich One Win.

“Miss Hitler” is an actual online pageant. Honey Boo Boo is now no longer the most embarrassing thing about beauty contests.

8. Sheer Lunar-See.

This totally seems legit.

9. Pennywise, Clown-Foolish.

Pro tip: if a clown is harassing you, offer him some free booze. His job sucks and he needs it.

10. Fried Pickles.

Adult Swim blatantly trolls religious conservatives. Conspiratorial folks promptly bite.

11. Churl-y Brownout.

Rifftrax takes on the Great Pumpkin, and they got a rock…ing good time out of it!

12. Campbell’s Supercut.

Clearing up continuity issues, one fan combines all three original Evil Dead films (and some stuff from the video games) to make one cohesive narrative.

13. Geriatric Theatrics.

“Senior citizen gang bang kills 7” is not a headline we can ignore. Laugh at and then forget, yes. But then feel terrible later? Absolutely.

14. Scared in 60 Seconds.

O-o-only takes a minute to give me fright. Get scared, at the weekend, creepin’ out.

15. Grand Gear.

Get all decked out to attack giant, skinless giants…for a thousand dollars.

16. Thinker’s Pose a Conundrum.

A famous sculpture becomes an action figure, for those days when you wish to enact the battle of Godzilla versus Rodin.