Paranormal Activity 5 Will Be in 3D, Probably Center on Rich Douche With a 3D Camera
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It has to, right? I mean, it can’t exactly be a “found footage” feature in 3D unless the character in the movie is shooting with a 3D camera. And we all know that when you’re trying to capture ghosts on camera, one of your primary considerations is that the footage pops right out at you and requires glasses when you’re analyzing it for clues.
Maybe the next one can be in Odorama and feature a family that’s determined to find out what ghosts smell like.
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