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Before Jurassic World, Here Comes Jurassic City


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Stone Ages? Is that like Internets?

It’s not even the Asylum this time. It’s distributed by Vertical Entertainment, who look like they spent maybe $100 more than the Asylum would, and – full disclosure – directed by Sean Cain, a friend of mine whom I’ve worked with in the past. Still, if you can watch the trailer and tell me I wouldn’t have shared it anyway, I’m pretty sure you won’t be doing so with a straight face.

Despite the mega-Rex over a cityscape on the poster, it looks like the focus here will be more on raptors in a prison, facing off against the likes of Ray Wise, Kevin Gage and Vernon Wells, all of whom are considerably less pretty than Chris Pratt, but in my experience, just as sarcastic.

The movie hits DVD Feb. 3rd.