Big Game: Trailer for a Finnish Movie in Which Samuel L. Jackson Is an Action President
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Is it wrong that when I see a movie in which Samuel L. Jackson is the president of the United States, all I can think about is what the campaign trail must have been like? “Say ‘tort reform’ on more time, motherfucker, I dare you!” Or the negotiations with Putin that would probably plunge us into war? Nah, never mind, in this world Dolph Lundgren is probably president of Russia and they’d work it out with a fistfight.
Meanwhile, in the actual movie, a little Finnish boy with a bow and arrow is apparently all that stands between President Nick Fury and an army of terrorists in the woods. I really, really hope there’s a moment where one of the bad guys is about to shoot Jackson, and, indicating the boy, asks the all important question…
“Finnish? Him?”
via Geeks of Doom
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist