Good News, Wichita – That Organ-Playing Clown Robot You Lost Was Found in a Sex Offender’s Home

It’s always a win when sex offenders take out their urges on mechanical clowns instead of real people, and yet it’s still messed up that folks like that walk the earth.

Louie the Clown’s long nightmare has finally ended.

Nearly a decade after he went missing, the beloved mascot at Wichita’s Joyland amusement park is free again and was to be re-introduced during a media briefing Thursday morning.

The thief, who is currently serving a life sentence is described as “former employee of the park who built and renovated organs.” What kind of organs, I now wonder.

“It is a great feeling we finally have found it,” said Margaret Nelson Spear. “And that it is where it is supposed to be at least in our hands and then we can do what we want. It is a big relief. We are pleased.”

“In our hands and then we can do what we want?” Are you aware of how creepy that sounds, in context?

“Louie at the organ is what all children remember,” Kite said.

In their nightmares, I’m sure. Check him out in motion…