UK KFC Has Coffee Cups Made of Cookies That Smell Like Grass

KFC UK

I don’t mean marijuana, by the way.

KFC has just unveiled the UK’s first edible coffee cup. It’s called the Scoff-ee cup (badum-tish).

The ‘Scoff-??ee Cup’ is made from biscuit, wrapped in sugar paper and lined with a layer of glorious white chocolate. It keeps the coffee hot and the cup crispy.

For those of you not fluent in English-English, allow me to translate: “biscuit” = “cookie” and “scoff” = “eat rapidly.” And being made of cookies is not the weirdest thing here.

We’ve infused different cups with a variety of ambient aromas including Coconut Sun Cream, Freshly Cut Grass and Wild Flowers.

Coconut I get. But flowers and cut grass? Are you trying to induce hay fever in fans of coffee and cookies? Have you actually met people who tell you they wish to eat cut grass?

I mean, I like the smell of the ocean, but I sure as shit don’t want my coffee tasting like it. Keep it simple. Like hot dog buns made of chicken.

h/t SlyDante777