Paula Deen Has a Mobile App Game for People Who Hate Themselves
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Yikes. It looks like a typical color matching game, except I think we all know Ms. Deen isn’t too fond of mixing up colors. So instead you match pieces of food. Presumably instead of a Sugar Crush, your goal is Artery Breakage.
Because I sat through the trailer, you get to as well. You will learn that Paula Deen in slo-mo is a thousand times scarier than her real-life blood-sugar levels.
via Destructoid.
…as tipped off by SlyDante777, whose only comment was “WWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????” Just wait till I ask him to review it.
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