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Netflix Will Make Green Eggs and Ham; Its Owners Just Don’t Give a Damn


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Peter Enzerink

This is news.
News you lose

I chose to snooze
This news, we lose
This announcement gives me the blues!

Netflix to make Green Eggs and Ham?
This seems to me like content spam!
I do not want Green Eggs and Ham!

Would you like them if fresh smellin’?

I would not like them if fresh smellin’
I don’t care that they come from Ellen.

I do not want Green Eggs and Ham
I’d rather eat my own toe jam

You don’t want 13 episodes?
The repetition, loads and loads?

I do not want it
on Netflix
I do not want it
with mouse clicks
I do not want
to watch it ever
It’s not a good idea
no, never!
I do not want Green Eggs and Ham
With Dr. A I’d sooner cram.

Would you watch it with a madam?
Would you block it from Tupper Adam?

Not with a madam
No Mr. Adam
Not on TV
Not what I’ll see
I will not watch it with Stan Lee
I will not watch with Shia La B
I do not want Green Eggs and Ham
I told you I don’t want it. Damn!

Would you? Could you? In a corner?
Eat them while you watch Bayformers?
I would not, I’d just get forlorner

You may like them. You will see.
You pay for Netflix, so it’s free.

I would not, could not with Tom Felton.
I might assign to Jason Helton.

I do not want them with He-Man
I do not want them on the can
I do not want them, I’ll still grouse
I do not want them in my house
I do not want them to exist
I do not want them, I’m so pissed
I do not want Green Eggs and Ham
I do not want it on the lam

You do not want them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sorry, please just let me be,
I’m out of rhymes. Show some mercy.