Goonies 30th Anniversary Plushes Are Good Enough For Me, A-Yai-Yai-Yai-Yeah
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Have you ever longed to do the Truffle Shuffle…IN BED? Or devour a Ruth, Baby…IN BED? Okay, maybe you’ve never played the fortune cookie game. But Gordos Plush is delivering a licensed Goonies tie-in to join you at sleepytime, set to debut at the June 4th Goonies 30th Anniversary celebration in Astoria, Oregon.
Yeah, I know, ya pervs, it’s shocking they didn’t go with Martha Plimpton first. But they’re looking to do Anne Ramsey down the line, for those of you who’d love a throw Momma from a trained (pro).
If you’d rather snuggle up to a skeleton pirate or an Asian tech-geek, however, you’ll have to help out on Kickstarter. Ready for that pitch? Hold on to your potatoes…
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist