The Jem Movie Trailer Is Here, and It’s Awful
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How awful? The phrase “Showtime, Synergy!” is now “showtime synergy,” to refer to actual synergy between bandmates at showtime. You know, like if they did a Star Trek movie and the engineer were named “Beam-Me-Up Scotty” because he likes moonbeams.
Oh, and Jem is her YouTube persona this time around. And they’re using it as a selling point that this is the director of the Justin Bieber movie.
It’s exclusively embedded at Buzzfeed.
To quote my wife: “Now I can understand why all the Transformers fanboys are so fuckin’ pissed off! Fuck you Jem! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! I am sorry to every fanboy I ever made fun of for saying the Transformers movies sucked!”
Hey, at least Michael Bay brought Peter Cullen back.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist