I Finally Found Minions Merchandise My Wife Doesn’t Want: Menstrual Pads!
Because this isn’t Sanrio or Japan, it’s safe to say this is not an official product. But nor is the pipe we own with a Minion on it, and that didn’t prevent the purchase.
It would seem, however, that Julia draws the line at Minions in her underwear, which comes as a relief. Etsy, however, does not.
h/t Sly Dante