Chipmunks have bones in their penises. Needless to say, this latest in Fox ADHD's deconstructions of cartoon animal shows emphasizes that fact over and over.
Also, be forewarned - this is the first of these shorts to integrate live-action footage, and it REALLY ain't pretty. Your eyeballs might be in need of rescuing afterwards.
And you're gonna click anyway, aren't you?More >>
I think somebody tried to explain the concept of "phone sex" to the Japanese, and they got confused. Or maybe the phrase "Hello Pussy" was mistranslated.
Either way, your phone just gained the ability to get a lot more slutty. And you thought setting it to "vibrate" was suggestive.More >>
If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!"
This is it. The final installment of the adventures of Gandalg, Argaron, Scoody-boo, Hairy Poter, Dcoctor Who, Indian Jones and Professor Snake as they take on the Drak forces of Voldemore, Sauraon, the Man Made of Blod and more.More >>
Going where the live-action Power Rangers parody Jossy's didn't have the budget to go, "Robot King" looks at what might actually happen if realistic teenagers were entrusted with a vehicle combiner like Voltron.
Spoiler: they wouldn't be awesome defenders of the universe.More >>
Yes, ALL-female. Even Bender.
Sorry, wrinkle-fetishists - the Professor has been cast inappropriately young; Axel Braun would never stand for such inaccuracy. Amy also does not appear to be Asian, and there's no Hermes. But if you've always dreamed of a red lobster woman, they have you covered.
Totally NSFW pics HERE.
There are many, many reasons to hate cartoons that are so calculatedly put together to make kids favor a particular political agenda.
There is NO reason to hate the theme song of one such cartoon that has maintained itself as an earworm through the decades.
Or maybe there is. Perhaps you're upset that you cannot maintain the self-control to remove it from your brain. But you know what they say...More >>
He's a "personal healthcare companion"! Now it all makes sense.
Like every healthcare provider ever, he's over-inflated, awkwardly designed, inefficient and tends to come apart at the seams. And - most likely - he'll save lives sometimes anyway, against all those odds.
If you're the parent of a kid who likes toys, he'll wind up costing you a ton of out-of-pocket expenses too.More >>
Rocksteady's got the same military vibe going, but what's up with his piggy pal? Did he raid Megan Fox's wardrobe? Or Olivia Wilde's from Tron? Maybe the cartoon explains it.
I'd like to think that is an extremely elaborate in-joke - a sort of Hawkeye Initiative dig at the way the New 52 redesigns female superheroes. Because I'd say Jean Grey wore it slightly better:
I feel like the ladies maybe deserve someone better looking than a pig in their version.
Yes...this according to People magazine, an odd source for superhero news, so maybe take it with a grain of salt, but anyway - they say it will be back as an original series for Amazon.com.
The original series was probably a bit too "before its time," but with Guardians of the Galaxy set to become the #1 movie of the year, I'm not surprised funny superheroes are hot again, and this one's a pre-existing property with stars who haven't become super-expensive in the years since.
Are you ready for mysteries to abound again? Also, what is up with that oblong codpiece?
h/t Merrill Barr
We ain't lion - these TV Store Online Voltron shirts are pretty sweet and you can win the pair of them, doing your part to defend the universe from the scourge of naked torsos. As a special bonus, this offer isn't just open to U.S. residents...but Canadians too! You folks probably need a couple extra layers for winter anyway.
Labor Day ends the summer movie season, so here's what we'll do: in comments below, tell me what you'd do if you had complete power to remake one of this year's summer films, but were forbidden to use anyone involved in the original (i.e. you can't remake Captain America 2 and still have Chris Evans play Cap). Use your powers for good or evil, and for the sake of argument, we'll define "summer" as loosely as you like. Just be entertaining.
The entry period closes next Friday, Sept. 5th at noon. Enter as often you like, remembering that quality usually triumphs over quantity.
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